More of Life's Questions Part 2 with a Sexual Twist

Why do they call it a blow job when you lick/suck?

Why do they call it Beating your meat(are you punching or tenderizing your pecker[and pecker too, your dick{proper name Richard on that one?} isn't a woodpecker]), Spanking the Monkey(are you disciplining your chimp?), Jerking/Jacking off( I think you get the point), etc.

Why do they call it Eating Pussy when again you lick/suck, and can you get a doggy bag?

What are some other Sexual Terms of contradictions can you think of?

We could go on and on, but want to leave some of the fun to you.

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