Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Most Erotic Sex Movie Scene



Everyone has their favorite Sex scene from a movie that just tingles in their toes and warms them all over until the eroticism just comes right out of them. What is/or are your favorite(s)?

L can think of Two Angelina Jolie movies right off the bat, with Gia being one, and her favorite being Original Sin.


J has many, can't list them all, a few faves are Unfaithful, Full Body Massage, and Monster's Ball.

There are so many, give us your fave!

Monday, November 20, 2006

Have you seen this man?


Have you see this Illegal Alien?

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

More of Life's Questions Part 2 with a Sexual Twist

Why do they call it a blow job when you lick/suck?

Why do they call it Beating your meat(are you punching or tenderizing your pecker[and pecker too, your dick{proper name Richard on that one?} isn't a woodpecker]), Spanking the Monkey(are you disciplining your chimp?), Jerking/Jacking off( I think you get the point), etc.

Why do they call it Eating Pussy when again you lick/suck, and can you get a doggy bag?

What are some other Sexual Terms of contradictions can you think of?

We could go on and on, but want to leave some of the fun to you.

Original Life's Questions Post
Can you answer these Questions?

Cuddle Parties, An Alternative for those testing the waters.


Cory Silverberg writes:

The term “cuddle party” came into popular usage through vast media exposure of parties being organized by Marcia Baczynksi and Reid Mihalko in New York. The parties provide people an opportunity to explore touch, communication, and affection without the pressure of explicit sexual activity. When organized by Marcia and Reid, the parties have clearly defined rules, monitors, and a guiding philosophy. From the official cuddle party website:

Cuddle Party is a playful social event designed for adults to explore communication, boundaries and affection. Facilitated by a "Cuddle Lifeguard on Duty," who creates a comfortable, non-threatening environment, it's a great place to make new friends and to learn about yourself.

The brainchild of two relationship coaches, Cuddle Party was conceived in February 2004.

zSB(3,3) Since then, Reid Mihalko and Marcia Baczynski have sought to bring clean, safe, welcomed affection to the world through these events.
While the idea of exploring non-sexual touch is by no means something new, and get togethers similar to cuddle parties (probably minus the flannel pajamas) have been taking place for years. Encounter groups in the 70s, and non-sexual touch events tied to weekend raves in the 90s are common examples.

More of Life's Questions, CAn you answer them?

More of Life's Questions:

~ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

~ If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

~ Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

~ Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

~ Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

~ What disease did cured ham actually have?

~ How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

~ Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

~ If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

~ If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

~ Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

~ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

~ How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

~ If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

~ Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

~ Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

~ Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

~ Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

~ Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

~ When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

~ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

~ Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

~ If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

~ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

~ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

~ What do you call male ballerinas?

~ Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

~ If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

~ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

~ If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

~ Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

~ Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

~ Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

~ Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

~ Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Mind Twister for a Swinger/Swinging Definition....


Let's say hypothetically the world's top dictionaries needed the definition for a swinger/swinging. Who is the final authority on what definition is used on any word? What would your best submission be for swinger/swinging? Can't wait to see what this brings up!

J&L

Article on Why Consider Swinging...

Why Consider Swinging?
by Lady Suzanne


Hi guys!

I am having a terrific time on AFF writing articles about how fun sex can be. I have been asked, why swing? Remember Swinging is recreational sex. Responsible non-monogamy. Many couples go bowling for fun and recreation; swingers have sex for fun and recreation. Taking excerpts from our favorite authors Ed and Dana’s “Consider Swinging” here are the top ten reasons to swing.
Here is how it can work:





Reason #10

Enjoyable company. Swingers are the kind of people that are exciting and fun to be with. They are happy, honest, vibrant, intelligent, attractive and very friendly. Swingers enjoy being swingers all the time. The club environment is a shared freedom, but swingers are great fun at parties, picnics, movies, dinner, ball games and any place people go for fun and recreation. Everything’s better when shared with wonderful people. The next time you see a group of couples laughing and having enormous fun, you can
wonder … HMMM are they swingers?

Reason # 9

A very healthy lifestyle. Most swinging scenes discourage heavy alcohol consumption, prohibit drug use and can provide good cardiopulmonary exercise. Even the experts say a good sexual episode uses 250 calories. The best way to stay healthy, keep on that diet and avoid colds is to know there is a social event coming up soon. Swinging will get you out and about more often than any other hobby. When we first joined a club 8 years ago we thought we would go to 5-7 parties a year. We ended up going every weekend. Our family wondered where we met all these new friends we had.

Reason # 8

Play dress up. Yes! Finally an environment that gives you the opportunity to wear those daring dresses and leather lingerie. You can shop the adult catalogs and stores and have a place to show off. You will not get arrested, assaulted or laughed at. Most women and men enjoy dressing up and strutting their stuff. Many clubs have theme nights so you can dress in costume. But even if you do not like costumes, dressing to impress, dressing sexy is so much fun. I never knew that at my age I could wear short skirts and stilettos and be sexy.

Reason # 7

Getting your fantasies fulfilled. Two ladies? Three men? Same sex? Intimate moment with a stranger? Being watched? Watching others? Large piles of anonymous flesh? If you can fantasize about it, the swing lifestyle can help fulfill it. Swinging is about consensual and discreet participants hosting your fantasy. Knowing you can stop the play at any time gives you courage to try new tings. You may even learn new fantasies. We were in a group play one time and while I was sitting on my husband face, I was giving another man a blow job. Just before he came I pulled out and he came all over my breast. WOW I had no idea I would like that so much. It is my new favorite thing to have done.

Reason # 6

Improve your sexual technique. You and your partner may be very adept lovers but you don’t know what you don’t know. Some things need to be seen and experienced, not just read about. At an after party play time there was a lady who made my husbands eyes roll back into his head. I thought Holly Crap! I need to learn what she did. If you knew there was something that would blow your partner’s mind, wouldn’t you want to do it? The experts (whoever they are) say that there are as many ways to swing as there are swingers. So get out there and learn some new techniques!

Reason # 5

Staying “attractive” is good for you. Nothing provides more motivation to stay on a diet, or exercise, then the prospect of a swing party. Many times we stop maintaining our attractiveness when we settle in a relationship. If we want to be “swappable” we need to shake that up. This is not always just about looking like a “10”, but attractiveness is about the attitude of a “10”. Many clubs are very specific about how you must look in order to attend. Rocky Mountain Connections is about diversity. Not everyone can look like Barbie, and I am thankful for that. I like diversity in size, shapes, ages and sexual practices. Be attractive in your attitude and you will have many successful sexual encounters.

Reason # 4

Satisfy your appetite for variety. You probably have a loving, wonderful, sexy partner but why limit yourself? Big muscles, big boobs, shapely butt or pendulous penis: blondes, red heads, brunette or bald; on top on bottom on the side … it is all out there. Life is a smorgasbord of delights. Step up! We are very eager whenever we make love with each other. In all our years together that has not dimmed at all. However, we like different things also. Not just watching others play on a porn film, but actually playing a part. Seeing, touching, smelling and cumming in live 3-D are very exhilarating.

Reason # 3

Good friends. Nothing outside your own family is more valuable than friendship. If you are one of the lucky ones, you have a few really good friends. Stick around swingers for a while and you will find several more. This intimate lifestyle is the perfect venue for meeting other couples that truly share your interests and approach to life. Not all encounters lead to long friendships. Some couples and singles you meet are “get in, get off and go home.” Others become extraordinary friends. You know their families, do things outside the swinging community, and are connected to their “secular” life. We have friends we travel with, share family outings with and even are involved in their lives. Then we have the benefit of sex, it is all good.

Reason # 2

Better friends. The sad truth is jealousy; envy and similar sexual issues break friendships among couples. The second best reason to swing is the positive effects it can have on friendships. There is no reason to hide your desire for your friend’s partner when that desire is openly welcomed. There is no reason to be fearful of your partner having an affair behind your back when you enjoy watching and joining in. It is fantastic when everyone is relaxed and real, the sexual tensions are removed from the friendship.

The top reason to consider swing is:

“The couple that plays together ….” You have heard talk of “non-monogamous” lifestyles. This is different. If swinging were just about freely having sex with other people it would not need a special name. What makes swinging special is that couples do it together.

There are very few things that draw partners together better than the social and sexual sharing of swinging. You may be thinking that you might not want to share your partner with someone else, consider that when you and your partner go to the movies together, you are not sharing them with the movie; rather the two of you share the experience of watching the movie. Shared experiences are the building blocks of a strong relationship. I am not suggesting you share your partner with “anyone.” I am suggesting that you share with each other the joys of experiencing other people mentally, emotionally and physically.

Can you answer these Questions?



1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you
have heard ladies, that's the
truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong.

3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is
not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can
make your penis grow. (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex. (YAY!!!!!)

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.

5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less
likely teens will use contraception.

6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people
don`t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair
softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!

Giving in to the Contradictions.......????

Anyone ever want to say what the hell and post a profile that is everything you hate, laugh at, and find contradictory all the time? Such as, we require drama and issues, must be VERY VERY whatever, and we are Barbie and Ken, and collect pics, lol.....

It just makes you wonder what kind of responses these profiles bring in, as opposed to the profile we post.

The only reason I bring it up, is because they are in so many profiles, seems to be the mainstream almost, and almost seems as if it is there to reinforce it to themselves. What is your take?