Why look when you can touch!

Murphyx's Law On Se

2008-03-27T00:55:00.002-05:00

Who links to my website?

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.2. Nothing improves with age.3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.4. Sex has no calories.5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.8. No sex with anyone in the same office.9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.12. Virginity can be cured.13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.17. It is always the wrong time of month.18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.22. The younger the better.23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.27. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.28. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.29. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.30. Love is a hole in the heart.31. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.32. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.33. Do it only with the best.34. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.35. One good turn gets most of the blankets.36. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.37. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.38. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.39. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.40. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.41. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.42. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.43. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.44. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.45. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.46. Never say no.47. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.48. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.49. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.50. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.51. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.52. Love comes in spurts.53. The world does not revolve on an axis.54. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.55. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.56. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.57. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.58. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.59. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.60. "This won't hurt, I promise."

Most Erotic Sex Movie Scene

2006-11-22T06:35:00.000-05:00

Everyone has their favorite Sex scene from a movie that just tingles in their toes and warms them all over until the eroticism just comes right out of them. What is/or are your favorite(s)?

L can think of Two Angelina Jolie movies right off the bat, with Gia being one, and her favorite being Original Sin.

J has many, can't list them all, a few faves are Unfaithful, Full Body Massage, and Monster's Ball.

There are so many, give us your fave!

Have you seen this man?

2006-11-20T18:23:00.000-05:00

Have you see this Illegal Alien?

More of Life's Questions Part 2 with a Sexual Twist

2006-11-14T16:55:00.000-05:00

Why do they call it a blow job when you lick/suck?

Why do they call it Beating your meat(are you punching or tenderizing your pecker[and pecker too, your dick{proper name Richard on that one?} isn't a woodpecker]), Spanking the Monkey(are you disciplining your chimp?), Jerking/Jacking off( I think you get the point), etc.

Why do they call it Eating Pussy when again you lick/suck, and can you get a doggy bag?

What are some other Sexual Terms of contradictions can you think of?

We could go on and on, but want to leave some of the fun to you.

Original Life's Questions Post
Can you answer these Questions?

Cuddle Parties, An Alternative for those testing the waters.

2006-11-14T16:50:00.000-05:00

Cory Silverberg writes:

The term “cuddle party” came into popular usage through vast media exposure of parties being organized by Marcia Baczynksi and Reid Mihalko in New York. The parties provide people an opportunity to explore touch, communication, and affection without the pressure of explicit sexual activity. When organized by Marcia and Reid, the parties have clearly defined rules, monitors, and a guiding philosophy. From the official cuddle party website:

Cuddle Party is a playful social event designed for adults to explore communication, boundaries and affection. Facilitated by a "Cuddle Lifeguard on Duty," who creates a comfortable, non-threatening environment, it's a great place to make new friends and to learn about yourself.

The brainchild of two relationship coaches, Cuddle Party was conceived in February 2004.

zSB(3,3) Since then, Reid Mihalko and Marcia Baczynski have sought to bring clean, safe, welcomed affection to the world through these events.
While the idea of exploring non-sexual touch is by no means something new, and get togethers similar to cuddle parties (probably minus the flannel pajamas) have been taking place for years. Encounter groups in the 70s, and non-sexual touch events tied to weekend raves in the 90s are common examples.

More of Life's Questions, CAn you answer them?

2006-11-14T16:49:00.000-05:00

More of Life's Questions:

~ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

~ If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

~ Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

~ Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

~ Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

~ What disease did cured ham actually have?

~ How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

~ Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

~ If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

~ If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

~ Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

~ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

~ How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

~ If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

~ Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

~ Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

~ Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

~ Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

~ Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

~ When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

~ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

~ Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

~ If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

~ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

~ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

~ What do you call male ballerinas?

~ Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

~ If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

~ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

~ If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

~ Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

~ Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

~ Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

~ Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

~ Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Mind Twister for a Swinger/Swinging Definition....

2006-11-14T16:47:00.000-05:00

Let's say hypothetically the world's top dictionaries needed the definition for a swinger/swinging. Who is the final authority on what definition is used on any word? What would your best submission be for swinger/swinging? Can't wait to see what this brings up!

J&L

Article on Why Consider Swinging...

2006-11-14T16:46:00.000-05:00

Why Consider Swinging?
by Lady Suzanne

Hi guys!

I am having a terrific time on AFF writing articles about how fun sex can be. I have been asked, why swing? Remember Swinging is recreational sex. Responsible non-monogamy. Many couples go bowling for fun and recreation; swingers have sex for fun and recreation. Taking excerpts from our favorite authors Ed and Dana’s “Consider Swinging” here are the top ten reasons to swing.
Here is how it can work:

Reason #10

Enjoyable company. Swingers are the kind of people that are exciting and fun to be with. They are happy, honest, vibrant, intelligent, attractive and very friendly. Swingers enjoy being swingers all the time. The club environment is a shared freedom, but swingers are great fun at parties, picnics, movies, dinner, ball games and any place people go for fun and recreation. Everything’s better when shared with wonderful people. The next time you see a group of couples laughing and having enormous fun, you can
wonder … HMMM are they swingers?

Reason # 9

A very healthy lifestyle. Most swinging scenes discourage heavy alcohol consumption, prohibit drug use and can provide good cardiopulmonary exercise. Even the experts say a good sexual episode uses 250 calories. The best way to stay healthy, keep on that diet and avoid colds is to know there is a social event coming up soon. Swinging will get you out and about more often than any other hobby. When we first joined a club 8 years ago we thought we would go to 5-7 parties a year. We ended up going every weekend. Our family wondered where we met all these new friends we had.

Reason # 8

Play dress up. Yes! Finally an environment that gives you the opportunity to wear those daring dresses and leather lingerie. You can shop the adult catalogs and stores and have a place to show off. You will not get arrested, assaulted or laughed at. Most women and men enjoy dressing up and strutting their stuff. Many clubs have theme nights so you can dress in costume. But even if you do not like costumes, dressing to impress, dressing sexy is so much fun. I never knew that at my age I could wear short skirts and stilettos and be sexy.

Reason # 7

Getting your fantasies fulfilled. Two ladies? Three men? Same sex? Intimate moment with a stranger? Being watched? Watching others? Large piles of anonymous flesh? If you can fantasize about it, the swing lifestyle can help fulfill it. Swinging is about consensual and discreet participants hosting your fantasy. Knowing you can stop the play at any time gives you courage to try new tings. You may even learn new fantasies. We were in a group play one time and while I was sitting on my husband face, I was giving another man a blow job. Just before he came I pulled out and he came all over my breast. WOW I had no idea I would like that so much. It is my new favorite thing to have done.

Reason # 6

Improve your sexual technique. You and your partner may be very adept lovers but you don’t know what you don’t know. Some things need to be seen and experienced, not just read about. At an after party play time there was a lady who made my husbands eyes roll back into his head. I thought Holly Crap! I need to learn what she did. If you knew there was something that would blow your partner’s mind, wouldn’t you want to do it? The experts (whoever they are) say that there are as many ways to swing as there are swingers. So get out there and learn some new techniques!

Reason # 5

Staying “attractive” is good for you. Nothing provides more motivation to stay on a diet, or exercise, then the prospect of a swing party. Many times we stop maintaining our attractiveness when we settle in a relationship. If we want to be “swappable” we need to shake that up. This is not always just about looking like a “10”, but attractiveness is about the attitude of a “10”. Many clubs are very specific about how you must look in order to attend. Rocky Mountain Connections is about diversity. Not everyone can look like Barbie, and I am thankful for that. I like diversity in size, shapes, ages and sexual practices. Be attractive in your attitude and you will have many successful sexual encounters.

Reason # 4

Satisfy your appetite for variety. You probably have a loving, wonderful, sexy partner but why limit yourself? Big muscles, big boobs, shapely butt or pendulous penis: blondes, red heads, brunette or bald; on top on bottom on the side … it is all out there. Life is a smorgasbord of delights. Step up! We are very eager whenever we make love with each other. In all our years together that has not dimmed at all. However, we like different things also. Not just watching others play on a porn film, but actually playing a part. Seeing, touching, smelling and cumming in live 3-D are very exhilarating.

Reason # 3

Good friends. Nothing outside your own family is more valuable than friendship. If you are one of the lucky ones, you have a few really good friends. Stick around swingers for a while and you will find several more. This intimate lifestyle is the perfect venue for meeting other couples that truly share your interests and approach to life. Not all encounters lead to long friendships. Some couples and singles you meet are “get in, get off and go home.” Others become extraordinary friends. You know their families, do things outside the swinging community, and are connected to their “secular” life. We have friends we travel with, share family outings with and even are involved in their lives. Then we have the benefit of sex, it is all good.

Reason # 2

Better friends. The sad truth is jealousy; envy and similar sexual issues break friendships among couples. The second best reason to swing is the positive effects it can have on friendships. There is no reason to hide your desire for your friend’s partner when that desire is openly welcomed. There is no reason to be fearful of your partner having an affair behind your back when you enjoy watching and joining in. It is fantastic when everyone is relaxed and real, the sexual tensions are removed from the friendship.

The top reason to consider swing is:

“The couple that plays together ….” You have heard talk of “non-monogamous” lifestyles. This is different. If swinging were just about freely having sex with other people it would not need a special name. What makes swinging special is that couples do it together.

There are very few things that draw partners together better than the social and sexual sharing of swinging. You may be thinking that you might not want to share your partner with someone else, consider that when you and your partner go to the movies together, you are not sharing them with the movie; rather the two of you share the experience of watching the movie. Shared experiences are the building blocks of a strong relationship. I am not suggesting you share your partner with “anyone.” I am suggesting that you share with each other the joys of experiencing other people mentally, emotionally and physically.

Can you answer these Questions?

2006-11-14T16:43:00.000-05:00

1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you
have heard ladies, that's the
truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong.

3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is
not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can
make your penis grow. (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------ --------- ---------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex. (YAY!!!!!)

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
------------ --------- --------- --

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.

5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less
likely teens will use contraception.

6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
------------ --------- --------- --------- ------

1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people
don`t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair
softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!

Giving in to the Contradictions.......????

2006-11-14T16:42:00.000-05:00

Anyone ever want to say what the hell and post a profile that is everything you hate, laugh at, and find contradictory all the time? Such as, we require drama and issues, must be VERY VERY whatever, and we are Barbie and Ken, and collect pics, lol.....

It just makes you wonder what kind of responses these profiles bring in, as opposed to the profile we post.

The only reason I bring it up, is because they are in so many profiles, seems to be the mainstream almost, and almost seems as if it is there to reinforce it to themselves. What is your take?

Check the Swinger My Space Community, Free life memberships now!

2006-11-13T15:49:00.000-05:00

Who links to my website?

To Join, here is the link:

http://www.swingermyspace.com/signup.php/?refer=ncnewcpl4u

To view our profile there:

http://www.swingermyspace.com/ncnewcpl4u/

Take care!

J&L

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2006-11-13T12:20:00.000-05:00

Who links to my website?

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2006-11-13T11:24:00.000-05:00

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Origin of the "F" word

2006-10-25T10:22:00.000-05:00

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000. fuck PRONUNCIATION: fk VERB: Inflected forms: fucked, fuck·ing, fucks TRANSITIVE VERB: 1. Vulgar Slang To have sexual intercourse with. 2. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize. 3. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. INTRANSITIVE VERB: 1. To engage in sexual intercourse. 2. To act wastefully or foolishly. 3. To interfere; meddle. Often used with with. NOUN: 1. An act of sexual intercourse. 2. A partner in sexual intercourse. 3. A despised person. 4. Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for? INTERJECTION: Used to express extreme displeasure. PHRASAL VERBS: fuck off 1. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. 2. To spend time idly. 3. To masturbate. fuck over To treat unfairly; take advantage of. fuck up 1. To make a mistake; bungle something. 2. To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly. 3. To cause to be intoxicated. ETYMOLOGY: Middle English, attested in pseudo-Latin fuccant, (they) fuck, deciphered from gxddbov. WORD HISTORY: The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys,” from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris,” that is, “fleas, flies, and friars.” The line that contains fuck reads “Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.” The Latin words “Non sunt in coeli, quia,” mean “they [the friars] are not in heaven, since.” The code “gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk” is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields “fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli.” The whole thus reads in translation: “They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge].” And some people thought the word was used as follows.
Variant #1 Email example contributed by T. McInnis, 22 March 2001:
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

Variant #2 From a Usenet posting, 1 November 1990:
The word fuck comes from colonial times, when someone would be punished for 'prostitution' It was an acronym for the words
'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'FUCK was written on the stocks that held these criminals because For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge was too long to go on the stocks.

Variant #3 From a Usenet posting, 12 October 1990:
I always heard that "F.U.C.K." originated in the 1800's in London, when they used to charge prostitutes "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge". So officer got sick and tired of writing those, um, lessee, 26 characters, not including spaces, so it got abbreviated FUCK and stuck.

Comedy Relief for Swingers

2006-10-25T10:19:00.000-05:00

Good for a chuckle! A must see. Anyone who has used the online swinger ads will get a laugh.Go to the Lifestyle Lounge website and view this CDI Swinger video, you don't have to be a member to see it.www.lifestylelounge.com

J&L

First Impressions Count, don't you agree?

2006-10-25T10:12:00.000-05:00

You only get one chance to make a first impression. Use your spell checker, especially if one is available for you to use. Typos happen, yet multiple errors speak for themselves.

Good grammer is important, it is easier to read and understand the content.

Profiles are your first introduction to someone you never met before, spend time and make it count.

We found these quick tips online, thought we would share.

· Proof read your profile—Grammatically incorrect profiles sprinkled with misspelled words suggest a sloppy, second-bestapproach to dating and life.·
Have a little fun—Playful, fun-loving people who know how to have a good time are attractive. Tell a story, poke a little fun at yourself, make the reader smile or laugh and they’re likely to want to know more about you.·
Stay positive—Although we all have occasional struggles in our lives, our online profiles are not places to purge ourselves of all that troubles, irritates, frustratesor annoys us. Griping, whining and complaining are never sexy.·
Maintain a little mystery—Your goal is to leave the reader wanting a little more, which is an incentive to send you an email, ask questions, offer observations and make a connection. Don’t drill down into every life detail inyour profile. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, even when that good thing is you!·
Post several photos, and the outside matters too. Profiles with photos get a lot more attention. Be sure to smile.

Who's Game!? We bought a swingers/adult board game.....

2006-10-25T10:11:00.000-05:00

Just bought the SEXDRIVE board game for 2-6 players or 2-6 teams. About the game: The hilarious pedal-to-the-metal, shift your gears, honk your horny game! Sexdrive is the rollicking adult game that challenges sexual know-how, show-how, and tell-how. Players, starting out on the "Outer Course™", answers questions or perform "Body Shop" tasks to show what they know about sex. The goal is to obtain your Sex Driber's License™, move to the "Inner Course™" and win by collecting certificates of knowledge from all 8 categories. Some categories include women's issues (Keeping A-Breast™), men's issues (Getting A-Head™), sexual myths and fables (Trojan Horse Misconceptions™), true or false statements (True or Phallus™), and unusual or non-traditional practices (Pressed and Repressed™). Players landing in the "Body Shop™" will use hands-on skills to either sculpt, draw, or act out their sexual knowledge. So grab a hot rod, hit the road and prove how much you know about Sex Drive™. We looked through the game and cards and can't wait to play! Who's game?

Just for fun, let's see what you got!

2006-10-25T10:09:00.000-05:00

Let's see your best swinger/sex/adult related avatar/icon!

Q&A About Us

2006-10-25T10:04:00.000-05:00

What types of sexual activities turn you on? Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation

What types of sexual activities are OFF LIMITS to you? Sadomasochism, Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Leather, Latex, Fisting, Pain

What types of new sexual experiences would you like to explore? We would like to share each other with another like minded couple or female to please and be pleased.

Besides the obvious, what areas of your body do you consider erogenous zones? Lips, Neck, Hands/Fingers, Chest, Belly/Abs, Back, Butt, Inner thigh, Mind (Intelligence)

Have you ever had erotic pictures or video taken of you? I've taken and been in a few naughty pictures.

Do you enjoy talking dirty during sex? I really get into it sometimes.

Does size really matter to you? It doesn't matter. As long as it works, I'm happy.

What type of television shows do you enjoy watching? Sports/Racing, A wide range really

What are your favorite television shows? Her:Sex and the City, Medium Him:Crime, Comedy, Classics Both:X-Files, Big Love, Weeds, Lucky Louie

What kind of movies do you enjoy the most? Drama, Comedy, Horror, Action, Romance/Love Stories, Independent, Cult Classics, Cops and Robbers, Mystery, Suspense/Thriller

What are your favorite movies? Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, Gone with the Wind, Spitfire Grill, As Good as it Gets, and many many more.

What kind of music do you enjoy listening to? Rock 'n Roll, Classic Rock, Women Who Rock, Pop/Top 40, R&B/Soul, Alternative/Indie, Country and Western, Opera, Show Tunes, New Age, Hip Hop, Oldies

What does listening to music do for you? It's relaxing, It's inspiring, It helps me get my anger out, It's great for dancing, It's good background noise, It gives me time to sing, It's how I express myself

What are your favorite musicians or bands? Madonna, Eagles, Edwin McCain, Paul McCartney, Depeche Mode, Colin Raye, Enya, Allison Krauss

Tell us what you're reading now. Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child

What types of activities interest you? Surfing the internet, Trivia, Scrabble

What types of sports and activities are you active in? Football, Basketball, Baseball, White water rafting

What are your favorite sports/teams? Duke, Carolina Panthers

Updated our Profile

2006-10-25T09:52:00.000-05:00

We are looking for Caucasian females or couples to share our fantasies with, as well as making special new friends. We are NOT into pushy people, S&M, Bondage, Anal, or anything to do with pain. We are a very sensual couple. We are eager to find the right couple/female that would like to get to know us. If you are a couple or female primarily interested in a female for play, we are probably not the couple for you. She is bi-curious to an extent, enjoys the touch and play with a woman, but still contemplating taking it further, although open to what another woman has to offer, and still open minded given comfort and right situation. We want it to be pleasurable for all involved. Seeking soft/full swap, same room. For those cheating or participating without their significant others/spouses/mates, etc. without their knowledge, we have no wish to be a party to that.
We are an attractive M/W/C who enjoys good times with friends. We love good conversations and entertaining. He is witty with a great sense of humor, loves to please. She is excited by another woman being pleasured by his attentions as well as pleasuring him. She is smart, down to earth and loves a challenge. He feels she has a lot to offer as well as experience along with him and another couple or female. We are looking to enhance an already great sex life, and are both open minded. We are disease free, and Very Discreet. We enjoy karaoke, board games, poker, and various outdoor activities, intimate settings at home by candlelight with good friends, or going out and living it up. We are a sensual couple, thoroughly enjoying all the situation has to offer. There is so much to tell, please drop us a line and see if we are compatible! We would be happy to share our fantasies and what we are looking for with you, there are many, but ultimately, what we would love most is to see each other be pleased and share what we have to offer as well.

Sharing Life's Pleasures and Interests with Like-Minded Couples and Females. Talk to you soon!

2006-10-25T09:51:00.000-05:00

Seeking those elusive single females and like minded couples that find physical attraction and intelligence both to be factored into the chemistry that is created. Those who are about sharing what life has to offer together, that most may not allow themselves to be open to, because of open communication and desire for each other and others openly. Where oh where are you?

New Site and our Profile

2006-10-25T09:48:00.000-05:00

http://www.swingermyspace.com/ncnewcpl4u/

Profile on AFF

2006-10-25T09:47:00.000-05:00

You can find us at
http://adultfriendfinder.com/
our ID is ncnewcpl4u2

Check it out!

Venting.....

2006-10-25T09:46:00.000-05:00

We present ourselves as a couple, in our profiles, sites, and wherever we have extended our search. Not only is it a complete turn off immediately, but it is a constant annoyance that couples constantly contact us and one is pretty much always missing. We make it a point to search, be online, or chat together because the search is for both of us, and find it truly surprising that other couples do not do the same. Sometimes we aren't even sure that the other half exsists, or even knows about the other talking to us at all. Why is it like this, and please, if you are a couple contacting us, make a point to be there together.

J&L

Please Read, About us and what we are looking for....

2006-10-25T09:39:00.000-05:00

We are looking for caucasian couples or select single females to share our fantasies with. Although it is a no strings attached situation, we would like to be friends first and see where it leads. We are NOT into pushy people, S&M, Bondage, Anal, or anything to do with pain. We are a very sensual couple, and safe sex is a must. We always stay together, no separate rooms. We are in no rush with this, but we are eager to find the right couple/select single female that would like to get to know us. If you are a couple or select single female that is primarily interested in a female, we are NOT what you are looking for. We want it to be pleasurable for everyone, there should be Genuine Interest for ALL involved. Is there any couples or select single females out there that are truly looking for an open minded couple? We will respond to all emails, please have the courtesy to do the same. Please read our whole profile, we are tired of being asked what we are looking for...and we are tired of pic collectors which are asked for right off the bat, and if you are a couple, please make an attempt for both of you to take the chance to chat and get to know us both, as we said before, we want genuine interest for all involved.
We are an attractive M/W/C, 45M-32F, who enjoys good times with friends. We love good conversations and entertaining. He is witty with a great sense of humor, loves to please, and at a loss to sum him up in just a few words. She is smart, down to earth, and loves a challenge. We are looking to enhance an already great sex-life. We are disease free, and Very Discreet. As far as describing ourselves, we don't want to downplay anything, or be overly boastful either. Get to know us, and be the judge for yourself. Hope to talk with you soon. We are both open minded and willing to explore. We are also not into games and trickery, we will not be a party to it, nor tolerate it at length. No cheating spouses or one not knowing, and not seeking single males at this time.

We Dare You: Allure us Intellectually, Mentally, and Physically...

2006-10-25T09:07:00.000-05:00

Taking this on as our new tagline to intrigue those likeminded couples and females out there that are seeking "More" to this than just an encounter or notch in their post.
J&L